- Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!
- How did santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
- Santa: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost that too.
- Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****. Santa: U r wrong. It's 1394.
- Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
- Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Santa: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
- A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
- Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
- Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else? .
- Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
- An Englishman and santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!
- Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.
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