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Sardar Jokes


Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Interviewer:Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR.


Manager asked to sardar at an interview. Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.


After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me "Are you a foreigner?"


One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!


Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.


When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror.
Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.


Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

Right Thing While Drunk - PRICELESS

A guy woke up at home with a huge hangover. He forced himself to openhis eyes, and the first thing he saw is a couple of aspirins and aglassof water on the side table. He sat down and sees his clothing in frontof him, all clean and pressed.

He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast andthe morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?"


His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a blackeyewhenyou stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks, "So, why iseverything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waitingforme? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and whenshe tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said , "hey !!!!!!!leave me alone! I'm married!"


Moral

Breakfast -- $. 10.00
Self-induced hangover -- $. 200.00
Broken furniture -- $. 2000.00

Saying The Right Thing While Drunk - PRICELESS!!! !!!!!!!!! !

Some Nice Santa JOKES

  • Titanic was sinking.
    An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs.
    Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction?
    Santa: Downwards!



  • How did santa tried to kill a bird??
    He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.


  • Santa: I have swallowed a key.
    Doctor: When?
    Santa: 3 months back!
    Doctor: What were you doing till now?
    Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost that too.



  • Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****. Santa: U r wrong. It's 1394.



  • Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."



  • Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
    Santa: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.



  • A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
    Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
    Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.



  • Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
    Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.



  • Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
    Santa: Why don't u cook something else? .




  • Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
    Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..



  • An Englishman and santa inside the toilet.
    Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
    Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!



  • Ultimate answer while changing the job.
    Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
    Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.



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Very Touching Story

A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love with a guy who was a cleaner.

When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it.

Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes for a happyfuture. The girl's father started searching for the twolovers but could not find them.

At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home in alocal newspaper. Her father said "If you both come back I willallow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you loved each other truly."

So in this way, their love won and they returned home.

The couple went to town to shop for the wedding dress. He was dressed in white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks for his wife, a car came and hit him and he died on thespot. The girl lost her senses. It was only after sometimes that sherecovered from her shock. The funeral and cremation was the very next day because he had died horribly.

Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in which she saw an old lady. The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood stains of the guy fromher daughter's dress as soon as possible. But her mother ignored the dream.

The next night her father had the same dream, he also ignored it. Then when the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up in fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the clothes which have blood stains immediately.

She washed the stains but some remained.

Next night she again had the samedream she again washed the stains but some still remained.

Next night she again had the same dream and this time the old lady gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or else somethingterrible will happen. This time the girl tried her best to wash the stains,and the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained.

She was very tired.

In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home,someone knocked the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old ladyof her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and fainted.

The old lady woke her up... and gave her a blue object, which shocked thegirl. She asked "What is this...?"The old lady replied...

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"Try Surf Excel Washing powder... just a dab and it will remove all stubborn stains!!!" .

NASA predicts WorldWide HOLIDAY

NASA predicts
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world is scheduled to end



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Don't miss the third photo of how the world could be saved!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yenna Rascala !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MIND IT...

So, Don't worry..

Be happy....

Amazing Pictures..

If you watch the below images from your seat in front of the computer, Ms.Angry is on the left, and Ms.Calm is on the right.
Get up from your seat, and move back 12 feet, and see They switch places!!

This proves that we may not be seeing what's actually there, all the time!!

Is it a Frog or a Horse?
"Behind the Success of every man, there is a woman." Amazing picutre! Just press CTRL+A to select all and you will know why it is so. ..




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