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Right Thing While Drunk - PRICELESS

A guy woke up at home with a huge hangover. He forced himself to openhis eyes, and the first thing he saw is a couple of aspirins and aglassof water on the side table. He sat down and sees his clothing in frontof him, all clean and pressed.

He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast andthe morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?"


His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a blackeyewhenyou stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks, "So, why iseverything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waitingforme? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and whenshe tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said , "hey !!!!!!!leave me alone! I'm married!"


Moral

Breakfast -- $. 10.00
Self-induced hangover -- $. 200.00
Broken furniture -- $. 2000.00

Saying The Right Thing While Drunk - PRICELESS!!! !!!!!!!!! !