Reason why call centre people get paid soooo much......

1)Tech Support : "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer : "Ok."
Tech Support : "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer : "No."
Tech Support : "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-upmenu?"
Customer : "No."
Tech Support : "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done upuntilthis point?"
Customer : "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote'click'."

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2) Customer : "I received the software update you sent, but I am still gettingthe same error message."
Tech Support : "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"

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3) Customer : "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
Tech Support : "Tell me what you've done."
Customer : "I typed 'A: SETUP'."
Tech Support : "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what itsays."
Customer : "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recoverydisk'."
Tech Support : "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer : "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"Customer: "No..."

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4) Customer : "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
Tech Support : ?!%#$ (welll pretend to smile)

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5) Tech Support : "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer : "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
Tech support : ##### ***

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6) Tech Support : "What operating system are you running?"
Customer : "Pentium."
Tech support : ////-----+++

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7) Customer : "My computer's telling me I performed an illegalabortion."
Tech support : ??????